Kitty's Music

This is page one, click here for page two and click here if you're REALLY BORED.

This website is a product of my boredom and my love for music and things of that nature... The links all open songs in a seperate window. I did it that way so the lusers (mistyped to some, intentional for those who know its meaning) still using Internet Explorer could access my music. BTW if you ARE using IE it blows goats, get a new browser that isn't ghey.

It's a REALLY LONG PAGE. I don't wanna put in lots of pages, since it's just a personal website I don't see the reason to lol. So keep on a'scrollin' because it's gonna take awhile, especially if you look at links. I think I MIGHT put in another page for my vid and cartoon shorts but we'll see.. idk if I'll even put them up because well.. I'm kind of lazy and stuff. ^_^

I have like zomg a lot of music and sound bites. I'm just putting the stuff I like most up, and that changes a lot. I'll probably leave the links to stuff that's already up on the list and just add on. I have a gazillion batrillion techno mp3's idk if I've even listened to them all, so yeah I'm not putting everything on. Plus a ton of my comedy is pretty sick or off color so I don't want to put that up. Some mommy with twisted panties who let her 8 year old surf the net for hours while she slept with the mailman and now wants to sue me to save face.. Not my idea of a good time.

I might put in some forums or something cool at some point but right now I'll remain uncool and just leave my site up =D, here's my email if you wanna write me about my site. I'm going to write it out so email trolls don't pick it up, stupid bots. me at internetbutterflies.com unless you are using hotmail, if you are use this email internetbutterflies at yahoo.com. He keeps Hotmail blocked on the mail server sometimes because they host so many spammers.

Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen